USD Pheonix Beanie:

Keep yourself warm with the USD knitted beanies. You don't want to be catching a cold, flu, avian bird flu, west nil, hep A, B, and C, or aids, do you?* Comes with Phoenix logo embroidered into beanie so you can say, "Hey! You see this damn beanie! It's a rollerblading beanie! What the hell do you think of that!?"

*does not protect against flu/avian bird flu/west nile/hep A, B, and C/aids

Check out the rest of The Conference family: Undercover / Sifika / Kizer / Stygma / Xsjado / Deshi